Fat Pat’s

Gourmet Subs

📍 88 Portland Street, M1 4GX

Official Prize PlaqueManchester’s Lunch Star

MCR Lunch Club Approved Venue

This establishment has been awarded the official MCR Lunch Club Approved sticker. Handed out as prizes by the Chairs to venues that meet our strict standards across at least two independent satisfactory audits — treated with the prestige of a Manchester lunching Michelin star.

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Walk Duration10 minsfrom Spinningfields Base

Distance Vector0.47 milesCentroid: 53.47782, -2.24016

Last Sovereign Audit2026-09-25Permanent Record

🛡Eat Like Us — Sovereign Order Mandate

“Hot Honey Fried Chicken 8-inch milk bread sub with pimento cheese and pickles. Grab four napkins immediately.”

Deviation from the recommended order during official club outings requires advance written sanction from the presiding Chair.

Archival Field Observations:

Alleyway takeout of colossal proportion. Requires both hands and an unwavering spine.

📋Chronological Inspection Ledger

2 recorded visits

2026-09-25satisfactory

Audit Quorum: Chair Fletcher, Vice-Chair Sterling

Sampled Order: “Hot Honey Fried Chicken 8-inch milk bread sub with pimento cheese and pickles. Grab four napkins immediately.”

“Confirmatory audit conducted under standard 12:25 operational conditions. Standards maintained, portion ratio exemplary, decorum upheld.”

2026-05-14satisfactory

Audit Quorum: Vice-Chair Sterling, Comptroller Davies

Sampled Order: “Secondary benchmark sampling and thermal temperature audit.”

“Inaugural assessment visit. Met stringent criteria for tier admission under Article 2.1.”

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