The Hall of Shame

“The Official Registry of Bribery, Improper Benefit Attempts, and Corrupt Solicitations documented in perpetuity to preserve the impartial integrity of the Chairs.”

Preamble to the Register:As decreed in the Manifesto, members must respect the impartial authority of the Lunch Club Chairs and refrain from attempting to unduly influence their verdicts. Any member or petitioner who attempts to sway decisions, rescind terminations, or curry favor through gifts or improper benefits shall have their ignominy inscribed herein. The Chairs remain incorruptible; all confiscated tenders and items are retained as material evidence.

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Inscribed Incidents1 Documented Offense

Sole Official Bribery Record

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Logged: 8th July 2026 at 9am📍 Manchester Spinningfields

Red Roses for Forgiveness

Illicit Value£6.50

People Involved:@Tom Pritchard (Deactivated) & @Stephen Riley

Witnesses:@Tommy Clark

Benefit Offered:

“Red roses for forgiveness”

Context & Tribunal Finding of Fact:

After a termination of position in the lunch club, Tom offered Stephen a bunch of Red M&S Roses in an attempt to have his termination rescinded.

Executive Verdict & Sanctions:

Termination firmly upheld; rescission of termination denied. The bunch of Red M&S Roses was documented into the official archives as the sole recorded improper benefit attempt in Lunch Club history. Impartial authority of the Chairs preserved intact.